Quotes & Memes
Season 1
“The trees are angry with us.”
- Dasha’s interpretation of her dream her first night aboard Viz Leany
#BattleBoner
"Captain I have it...Whores!"
- Gus' proposal for what to do with Dasha's fig aphrodisiac
Captain Yolo - Captain Sitara’s nickname
“Basically, Dasha made a boner potion.”
- Gus
- Dasha’s interpretation of her dream her first night aboard Viz Leany
#BattleBoner
"Captain I have it...Whores!"
- Gus' proposal for what to do with Dasha's fig aphrodisiac
Captain Yolo - Captain Sitara’s nickname
“Basically, Dasha made a boner potion.”
- Gus
by Artemis, inspired by Kasumi's mouse adversary and Mesi's flawless damsel performance
''Cuz I'm a Justice character”
- Mesi breaking the Fourth Wall
"...He is a dark chocolate muffin..."
- Great Goat God, on Diallo
"Well...he Arnt no more."
- Gus on Arnt's existential conclusion
- Mesi breaking the Fourth Wall
"...He is a dark chocolate muffin..."
- Great Goat God, on Diallo
"Well...he Arnt no more."
- Gus on Arnt's existential conclusion
by Astraea, post-bear misadventure
"Yep, lets move on!"
"Yep, like a shark, if I turn around I die."
"That's not how sharks work."
"Fine if we stop...I don't know how sharks work."
- Gus
"Yep, like a shark, if I turn around I die."
"That's not how sharks work."
"Fine if we stop...I don't know how sharks work."
- Gus
by Artemis, inspired by her best advice on how Mash might go about convincing Dasha to return to her tribe
"And then I ask my son's girlfriend if she wants to go back to my room."
- Bonnie (Masha), on Jess (Dasha)
“Oh, we made it there? Four weeks have passed? How long was I upstairs?”
- Astraea, on the phenomena of in-game time contraction during out-of-game kitchen raids
Akash holds out a coin. "Young mother or older sister?"
"Older sister."
"Ok I'll go with young mother."
- Akash & Kasumi, on Svetlana & Sitara
“You’re going to kill her fiancé?”
“..maybe...”
“You’re a fucking sociopath! ...and that’s coming from me.”
- Gus & Great Goat God, on Ermolai, Dasha’s fiancé
“The fact that I'm willing to kill an unborn baby should tell you plenty about how far I'm willing to go...”
- Great Got God, on randomly rolling the survival of Larinovna tribe members and Calica villagers
"He just fucks off!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
- Gus, when Kasumi finally fails a composure roll after Cecarza Rozka’s departure
He Who Fucks Off - Gus’ new sobriquet for Cecarza Rozka
"And it’s legal now." - Gus, after finally hitting legal adulthood
"I don't know, maybe god shops at banana republic?"
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS GOD SHOPS AT BANANA REPUBLIC!!!"
- Jess & Great Goat God, on Cecarza Rozka
"So many money!"
- Jess, on Cecarza Rozka's cache
“What do I roll for civility?”
- Gus (Kasumi summoning up a farewell to Dasha
- Bonnie (Masha), on Jess (Dasha)
“Oh, we made it there? Four weeks have passed? How long was I upstairs?”
- Astraea, on the phenomena of in-game time contraction during out-of-game kitchen raids
Akash holds out a coin. "Young mother or older sister?"
"Older sister."
"Ok I'll go with young mother."
- Akash & Kasumi, on Svetlana & Sitara
“You’re going to kill her fiancé?”
“..maybe...”
“You’re a fucking sociopath! ...and that’s coming from me.”
- Gus & Great Goat God, on Ermolai, Dasha’s fiancé
“The fact that I'm willing to kill an unborn baby should tell you plenty about how far I'm willing to go...”
- Great Got God, on randomly rolling the survival of Larinovna tribe members and Calica villagers
"He just fucks off!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
- Gus, when Kasumi finally fails a composure roll after Cecarza Rozka’s departure
He Who Fucks Off - Gus’ new sobriquet for Cecarza Rozka
"And it’s legal now." - Gus, after finally hitting legal adulthood
"I don't know, maybe god shops at banana republic?"
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS GOD SHOPS AT BANANA REPUBLIC!!!"
- Jess & Great Goat God, on Cecarza Rozka
"So many money!"
- Jess, on Cecarza Rozka's cache
“What do I roll for civility?”
- Gus (Kasumi summoning up a farewell to Dasha
Season 2
“Olives are like little boobs; they have nipples.”
- Artemis’ commentary on Astraea’s game snacks
“Someone is playing with a handicap. That someone is Kasumi and that handicap is Akash.”
- Gus (Kasumi)
- Artemis’ commentary on Astraea’s game snacks
“Someone is playing with a handicap. That someone is Kasumi and that handicap is Akash.”
- Gus (Kasumi)
by Astraea, on locating the lost Mon
Season 3
“She chuckles...as do I.”
-Astraea & her meta-ing
”Who knows what urchins do, really? They’re small and underfoot.”
-masterful narration of the Great Goat God
"Justice is fueled by pastries!"
-on Sitara & Mesi's sweet teeth
Sitara: I don't suppose you've been giving any elaborate descriptions of my hat?
Emrys: Just two or three times...since we've been in port...I mean, it's kind of your hat, Captain. Y'know, it draws the whole thing together-"
Sitara: I-it does.
Emrys: I can start spinning it a different way...
Mesi: Don't compromise your art, Emrys.
-the crew discussing the troublesome bounty on Sitara's hat
"I have at least a single scruple to my name."
"Because you stole it."
-Gus & Great Goat God
Bluffin Muffin - Winnie's new nickname
-Astraea & her meta-ing
”Who knows what urchins do, really? They’re small and underfoot.”
-masterful narration of the Great Goat God
"Justice is fueled by pastries!"
-on Sitara & Mesi's sweet teeth
Sitara: I don't suppose you've been giving any elaborate descriptions of my hat?
Emrys: Just two or three times...since we've been in port...I mean, it's kind of your hat, Captain. Y'know, it draws the whole thing together-"
Sitara: I-it does.
Emrys: I can start spinning it a different way...
Mesi: Don't compromise your art, Emrys.
-the crew discussing the troublesome bounty on Sitara's hat
"I have at least a single scruple to my name."
"Because you stole it."
-Gus & Great Goat God
Bluffin Muffin - Winnie's new nickname