Quotes & Memes
“The trees are angry with us.”
~Dasha’s interpretation of her dream her first night aboar d Viz Leany
#BattleBoner
"Captain I have it...Whores!"
~ Gus' proposal for what to do with Dasha's fig aphrodisiac
Captain Yolo, Captain Bring It Bitch ~ nicknames Captain Sitara’s accumulating
“Basically, Dasha made a boner potion.”
~ Gus
~Dasha’s interpretation of her dream her first night aboar d Viz Leany
#BattleBoner
"Captain I have it...Whores!"
~ Gus' proposal for what to do with Dasha's fig aphrodisiac
Captain Yolo, Captain Bring It Bitch ~ nicknames Captain Sitara’s accumulating
“Basically, Dasha made a boner potion.”
~ Gus
~ by Artemis, inspired by Mesi's flawless damsel performance
''Cuz I'm a Justice Character”
~ Mesi breaking the Fourth Wall
"...He is a dark chocolate muffin..."
~ Great Goat God, on Diallo
"Akash, you have hair!"
~ Jess, on Akash's surprise qualities, other than his abs
"Well...he Arnt no more."
~ Gus on Arnt's existential conclusion
~ Mesi breaking the Fourth Wall
"...He is a dark chocolate muffin..."
~ Great Goat God, on Diallo
"Akash, you have hair!"
~ Jess, on Akash's surprise qualities, other than his abs
"Well...he Arnt no more."
~ Gus on Arnt's existential conclusion
~ by Astraea, post-bear misadventure
"Yep, lets move on!"
"Yep, like a shark, if I turn around I die."
"That's not how sharks work."
"Fine if we stop...I don't know how sharks work."
~ Gus
"Yep, like a shark, if I turn around I die."
"That's not how sharks work."
"Fine if we stop...I don't know how sharks work."
~ Gus
~ by Artemis, inspired by her best advice to Bonnie on how Mash might go about convincing Dasha to return to her tribe
"And then I ask my son's girlfriend if she wants to go back to my room."
~ Bonnie (Masha), on Jess (Dasha)
“Oh, we made it there? Four weeks have passed? How long was I upstairs?”
~ Astraea, on the phenomena of in-game time contraction during out-of-game kitchen raids
“What do I roll for civility?”
~ Gus (Kasumi)
Akash holds out a coin. "Young mother or older sister?"
"Older sister."
"Ok I'll go with young mother."
~ Akash & Kasumi, on Svetlana & Sitara
“You’re going to kill her fiancé?”
“..maybe...”
“You’re a fucking sociopath! ...and that’s coming from me.”
~ Gus & Great Goat God, on Ermolai, Dasha’s fiancé
“The fact that I'm willing to kill an unborn baby should tell you plenty about how far I'm willing to go...”
~ Great Got God, on randomly rolling the survival of Larinovna tribe members and Calica villagers
"He just fucks off!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
~ Gus, when Kasumi finally fails a composure roll after Cecarza Rozka’s departure
He Who Fucks Off ~ Gus’ new sobriquet for Cecarza Rozka
"And it’s legal now." ~ Gus, after finally hitting legal adulthood
"I don't know, maybe god shops at banana republic?"
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS GOD SHOPS AT BANANA REPUBLIC!!!"
~ Jess & Great Goat God, on Cecarza Rozka
"So many money!"
~ Jess, on Cecarza Rozka's cache
“Olives are like boobs; they have little nipples.”
~ Artemis’ commentary on Astraea’s game snacks
“Someone is playing with a handicap. That someone is Kasumi and that handicap is Akash.”
~ Gus (Kasumi)
~ Bonnie (Masha), on Jess (Dasha)
“Oh, we made it there? Four weeks have passed? How long was I upstairs?”
~ Astraea, on the phenomena of in-game time contraction during out-of-game kitchen raids
“What do I roll for civility?”
~ Gus (Kasumi)
Akash holds out a coin. "Young mother or older sister?"
"Older sister."
"Ok I'll go with young mother."
~ Akash & Kasumi, on Svetlana & Sitara
“You’re going to kill her fiancé?”
“..maybe...”
“You’re a fucking sociopath! ...and that’s coming from me.”
~ Gus & Great Goat God, on Ermolai, Dasha’s fiancé
“The fact that I'm willing to kill an unborn baby should tell you plenty about how far I'm willing to go...”
~ Great Got God, on randomly rolling the survival of Larinovna tribe members and Calica villagers
"He just fucks off!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
~ Gus, when Kasumi finally fails a composure roll after Cecarza Rozka’s departure
He Who Fucks Off ~ Gus’ new sobriquet for Cecarza Rozka
"And it’s legal now." ~ Gus, after finally hitting legal adulthood
"I don't know, maybe god shops at banana republic?"
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS GOD SHOPS AT BANANA REPUBLIC!!!"
~ Jess & Great Goat God, on Cecarza Rozka
"So many money!"
~ Jess, on Cecarza Rozka's cache
“Olives are like boobs; they have little nipples.”
~ Artemis’ commentary on Astraea’s game snacks
“Someone is playing with a handicap. That someone is Kasumi and that handicap is Akash.”
~ Gus (Kasumi)
~ by Astraea, on locating the lost Mon